benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
  • *when my name is in a math problem*
  • class : *stares at me*
  • me : that's right bitches,i bought 60 watermelons!
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  • me: i'm cold
  • guys: shut up and stop complaining
  • pretty girl: i'm cold
  • guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
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  • me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
  • me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
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